Two weavers offer to make the emperor resplendent garments but he’s like “Fuck that i’m resplendent naked.”
“This tale is a major step in the process of normalizing the nudist lifestyle.” -Chicago Tribune
“Pants off to this!” -Oprah’s Book Club
Stories to engulf your heart and soul with the power of a thousand hells.
"Inspiring! Sweet." -Fran B., pre-school music teacher.
A metaphor-free collection of bleak poems for sad children.
"Ends rather abruptly." -Chicago Tribune
Fed up with the Whos of Whoville’s constant online updates about their newborns and toddlers, the Grinch takes desperate action this Christmas to free up his Facebook and Instagram feeds.
The Big Bad wolf will never blow another house down after three little cigs a day give him emphysema.
“Warning: this book may be habit-forming.” -The Food and Drug Administration
Peter Bedpan and his helpful friend Tinklebell live a solitary existence, hoping to one day leave his quarantined hospital room at Neverbetterland.
"I’d rather have a catheter put in than read this book again." -New York Times
"Teen Mom" is casting and Kristy, Mary Ann, Dawn, and Mallory have made a pact to get pregs and get famous, in that order. Who wants to be a baby sitter when you can be a baby momma?
Whoreton moves from the Savannah to the big city and is ready to prove that even plus-sized animals have what it takes to be sexy even if it means working for peanuts.
"I can watch this for free on Animal Planet- why buy it?" - Steve, 43, resident of parents’ basement
"Takes BBW to a whole ‘nother level…" - Fetish Fair Magazine
"I can never look at elephants the same when I’m at the zoo. Now I get kind of turned on…" - Martha, 24, yearlong pass-holder and “Zoo-Buddy” of local animal park
Paddington trades his winter coat for his birthday suit and a starring role in a bearlesque show. Little P is about to learn that in the big city, a little skin goes a long way…
"…when P-Bear strips off that little teddy…I lose it everytime." -Entertainment Weakly
"…just a big dumb ad for razors." -Village Voice
Urina, the corporate whiz kid, sits down for her morning “business meeting”, but is sucked down a porcelain portal into another dimension.
Big Bad Wolf got out while he could,
Cause today, Lil’ Red Be Ridin’ Hood.
"Three Words: Grandma Theft Auto." -Chelsea M, Sunday Book Review
A tongue-twisted adventure through the neighborhood sewer system.
"Can’t wait for the scratch n sniff edition!” -Willie McPoopjokes