A classic high fantasy work filled with magic, time travel, and some talking animals who are chill as hell. Features appearances by a lion named Snoop. 
“Nuthin’ but a G thang” - Grandma Jean

A classic high fantasy work filled with magic, time travel, and some talking animals who are chill as hell. Features appearances by a lion named Snoop.


“Nuthin’ but a G thang” - Grandma Jean

Get a copy! You will be delighted and disgusted!
Available at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Urban Outfitters, and Independent Bookstores

Get a copy! You will be delighted and disgusted!

Available at Barnes and NobleAmazonUrban Outfitters, and Independent Bookstores

Dirty Library can now be held in your hands and gifted to your enemies! 
Get one at Amazon or Barnes & Noble or Urban Outfitters or Independent Bookstores

Dirty Library can now be held in your hands and gifted to your enemies!

Get one at Amazon or Barnes & Noble or Urban Outfitters or Independent Bookstores

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Have you seen dirtylibrary on Tumblr? If not, check it out, then get excited for the book DIRTY LIBRARY to go on sale next week! 

Fantastic Mister Fucks is a swinging guy. He is very good at finding foxes.

Fantastic Mister Fucks is a swinging guy. He is very good at finding foxes.

Three handsome strangers find themselves enjoying erotic bubbles in the neighborhood bathhouse. 
“Shows you can find friendship in the unlikeliest of places!” -Martine, Celebrity Nanny

Three handsome strangers find themselves enjoying erotic bubbles in the neighborhood bathhouse.

“Shows you can find friendship in the unlikeliest of places!” -Martine, Celebrity Nanny

A neverending black hole of pictures and riddles. May induce paranoia or euphoria. 
"This is freaking me out." -Ned, ceramicist
"Please make it stop." -High Times Magazine

A neverending black hole of pictures and riddles. May induce paranoia or euphoria. 

"This is freaking me out." -Ned, ceramicist

"Please make it stop." -High Times Magazine

Exciting news!
Dirty Library will be available IN PRINT this August! The book features 45 titles, weird charts, cool diagrams, fake interviews, the meaning of life, and more! Stay tuned for more disgusting news + where to buy. 

<3 Mary + Peter

Exciting news!

Dirty Library will be available IN PRINT this August! The book features 45 titles, weird charts, cool diagrams, fake interviews, the meaning of life, and more! Stay tuned for more disgusting news + where to buy. 

<3 Mary + Peter

Gin Gin thinks he&#8217;s been on many adventures, but really most begin at the bar and end in the gutter. 

Gin Gin thinks he’s been on many adventures, but really most begin at the bar and end in the gutter. 

A hefty, classic work with a well rounded plot.
"A definitive Double D ranking" -Men&#8217;s Health

A hefty, classic work with a well rounded plot.

"A definitive Double D ranking" -Men’s Health

Two weavers offer to make the emperor resplendent garments but he’s like &#8220;Fuck that i’m resplendent naked.”
“This tale is a major step in the process of normalizing the nudist lifestyle.” -Chicago Tribune
“Pants off to this!” -Oprah’s Book Club

Two weavers offer to make the emperor resplendent garments but he’s like “Fuck that i’m resplendent naked.”

“This tale is a major step in the process of normalizing the nudist lifestyle.” -Chicago Tribune

“Pants off to this!” -Oprah’s Book Club

Stories to engulf your heart and soul with the power of a thousand hells. 
"Inspiring! Sweet." -Fran B., pre-school music teacher. 

Stories to engulf your heart and soul with the power of a thousand hells. 

"Inspiring! Sweet." -Fran B., pre-school music teacher. 

A metaphor-free collection of bleak poems for sad children. 
"Ends rather abruptly." -Chicago Tribune

A metaphor-free collection of bleak poems for sad children. 

"Ends rather abruptly." -Chicago Tribune

Nancy follows her nose in attempts to solve a rather sticky, habit-forming mystery. 

Nancy follows her nose in attempts to solve a rather sticky, habit-forming mystery. 

Fed up with the Whos of Whoville&#8217;s constant online updates about their newborns and toddlers, the Grinch takes desperate action this Christmas to free up his Facebook and Instagram feeds.

Fed up with the Whos of Whoville’s constant online updates about their newborns and toddlers, the Grinch takes desperate action this Christmas to free up his Facebook and Instagram feeds.