Three handsome strangers find themselves enjoying erotic bubbles in the neighborhood bathhouse. 
“Shows you can find friendship in the unlikeliest of places!” -Martine, Celebrity Nanny

Three handsome strangers find themselves enjoying erotic bubbles in the neighborhood bathhouse.

“Shows you can find friendship in the unlikeliest of places!” -Martine, Celebrity Nanny

A neverending black hole of pictures and riddles. May induce paranoia or euphoria. 
"This is freaking me out." -Ned, ceramicist
"Please make it stop." -High Times Magazine

A neverending black hole of pictures and riddles. May induce paranoia or euphoria. 

"This is freaking me out." -Ned, ceramicist

"Please make it stop." -High Times Magazine

Exciting news!
Dirty Library will be available IN PRINT this August! The book features 45 titles, weird charts, cool diagrams, fake interviews, the meaning of life, and more! Stay tuned for more disgusting news + where to buy. 

<3 Mary + Peter

Exciting news!

Dirty Library will be available IN PRINT this August! The book features 45 titles, weird charts, cool diagrams, fake interviews, the meaning of life, and more! Stay tuned for more disgusting news + where to buy. 

<3 Mary + Peter

Gin Gin thinks he&#8217;s been on many adventures, but really most begin at the bar and end in the gutter. 

Gin Gin thinks he’s been on many adventures, but really most begin at the bar and end in the gutter. 

A hefty, classic work with a well rounded plot.
"A definitive Double D ranking" -Men&#8217;s Health

A hefty, classic work with a well rounded plot.

"A definitive Double D ranking" -Men’s Health

Two weavers offer to make the emperor resplendent garments but he’s like &#8220;Fuck that i’m resplendent naked.”
“This tale is a major step in the process of normalizing the nudist lifestyle.” -Chicago Tribune
“Pants off to this!” -Oprah’s Book Club

Two weavers offer to make the emperor resplendent garments but he’s like “Fuck that i’m resplendent naked.”

“This tale is a major step in the process of normalizing the nudist lifestyle.” -Chicago Tribune

“Pants off to this!” -Oprah’s Book Club

Stories to engulf your heart and soul with the power of a thousand hells. 
"Inspiring! Sweet." -Fran B., pre-school music teacher. 

Stories to engulf your heart and soul with the power of a thousand hells. 

"Inspiring! Sweet." -Fran B., pre-school music teacher. 

A metaphor-free collection of bleak poems for sad children. 
"Ends rather abruptly." -Chicago Tribune

A metaphor-free collection of bleak poems for sad children. 

"Ends rather abruptly." -Chicago Tribune

Nancy follows her nose in attempts to solve a rather sticky, habit-forming mystery. 

Nancy follows her nose in attempts to solve a rather sticky, habit-forming mystery. 

Fed up with the Whos of Whoville&#8217;s constant online updates about their newborns and toddlers, the Grinch takes desperate action this Christmas to free up his Facebook and Instagram feeds.

Fed up with the Whos of Whoville’s constant online updates about their newborns and toddlers, the Grinch takes desperate action this Christmas to free up his Facebook and Instagram feeds.

The Big Bad wolf will never blow another house down after three little cigs a day give him emphysema.
“Warning: this book may be habit-forming.” -The Food and Drug Administration

The Big Bad wolf will never blow another house down after three little cigs a day give him emphysema.

“Warning: this book may be habit-forming.” -The Food and Drug Administration

Peter Bedpan and his helpful friend Tinklebell live a solitary existence, hoping to one day leave his quarantined hospital room at Neverbetterland.
"I&#8217;d rather have a catheter put in than read this book again." -New York Times

Peter Bedpan and his helpful friend Tinklebell live a solitary existence, hoping to one day leave his quarantined hospital room at Neverbetterland.

"I’d rather have a catheter put in than read this book again." -New York Times

"Teen Mom" is casting and Kristy, Mary Ann, Dawn, and Mallory have made a pact to get pregs and get famous, in that order. Who wants to be a baby sitter when you can be a baby momma? 

"Teen Mom" is casting and Kristy, Mary Ann, Dawn, and Mallory have made a pact to get pregs and get famous, in that order. Who wants to be a baby sitter when you can be a baby momma? 




A cheese substitute rabbit is made for a Christmas feast, but he feels shunned by the other edible rabbits who are made from real ingredients. Every night as he sits alone and uneaten in the back of the refrigerator, he wishes that one day he&#8217;d be magically transformed into a real cheesy bunny.
"&#8230;an all American story&#8230;&#8221;
- Miami Herald
"An artificial story that feels processed and unnatural&#8230;"
-Wisconsin Daily Journal

A cheese substitute rabbit is made for a Christmas feast, but he feels shunned by the other edible rabbits who are made from real ingredients. Every night as he sits alone and uneaten in the back of the refrigerator, he wishes that one day he’d be magically transformed into a real cheesy bunny.


"…an all American story…”
- Miami Herald

"An artificial story that feels processed and unnatural…"
-Wisconsin Daily Journal

Whoreton moves from the Savannah to the big city and is ready to prove that even plus-sized animals have what it takes to be sexy even if it means working for peanuts.

"I can watch this for free on Animal Planet- why buy it?" - Steve, 43, resident of parents&#8217; basement
"Takes BBW to a whole &#8216;nother level&#8230;" - Fetish Fair Magazine
"I can never look at elephants the same when I&#8217;m at the zoo. Now I get kind of turned on&#8230;" - Martha, 24, yearlong pass-holder and &#8220;Zoo-Buddy&#8221; of local animal park

Whoreton moves from the Savannah to the big city and is ready to prove that even plus-sized animals have what it takes to be sexy even if it means working for peanuts.

"I can watch this for free on Animal Planet- why buy it?" - Steve, 43, resident of parents’ basement

"Takes BBW to a whole ‘nother level…" - Fetish Fair Magazine

"I can never look at elephants the same when I’m at the zoo. Now I get kind of turned on…" - Martha, 24, yearlong pass-holder and “Zoo-Buddy” of local animal park