The Big Bad wolf will never blow another house down after three little cigs a day give him emphysema.
“Warning: this book may be habit-forming.” -The Food and Drug Administration
Peter Bedpan and his helpful friend Tinklebell live a solitary existence, hoping to one day leave his quarantined hospital room at Neverbetterland.
"I’d rather have a catheter put in than read this book again." -New York Times
"Teen Mom" is casting and Kristy, Mary Ann, Dawn, and Mallory have made a pact to get pregs and get famous, in that order. Who wants to be a baby sitter when you can be a baby momma?
Whoreton moves from the Savannah to the big city and is ready to prove that even plus-sized animals have what it takes to be sexy even if it means working for peanuts.
"I can watch this for free on Animal Planet- why buy it?" - Steve, 43, resident of parents’ basement
"Takes BBW to a whole ‘nother level…" - Fetish Fair Magazine
"I can never look at elephants the same when I’m at the zoo. Now I get kind of turned on…" - Martha, 24, yearlong pass-holder and “Zoo-Buddy” of local animal park
Paddington trades his winter coat for his birthday suit and a starring role in a bearlesque show. Little P is about to learn that in the big city, a little skin goes a long way…
"…when P-Bear strips off that little teddy…I lose it everytime." -Entertainment Weakly
"…just a big dumb ad for razors." -Village Voice
Urina, the corporate whiz kid, sits down for her morning “business meeting”, but is sucked down a porcelain portal into another dimension.
Big Bad Wolf got out while he could,
Cause today, Lil’ Red Be Ridin’ Hood.
"Three Words: Grandma Theft Auto." -Chelsea M, Sunday Book Review
A tongue-twisted adventure through the neighborhood sewer system.
"Can’t wait for the scratch n sniff edition!” -Willie McPoopjokes
Mole, Rat, and Toad are all forced from their homes in the swamp due to a mysterious ‘methane leak.’
"Too cheesy." -Kacey, "KC," AM Radio DJ
"Smells to High Heaven." - Rich Warren, Pastor Saddleback Chuch
Nothing could make this bunny go back to the mansion where she’s forced to expose her rabbit hole (except for maybe those barbiturates that uncle Hugh has been forcing down her throat).
After young, nubile Wilbur is separated from his guardian Fern, desperation forces him into the employ of Madame Charlotte and her web of sin…
“I recommend a premium account.” -Brad, University R.A.
Seven golden tickets have been hidden inside seven randomly chosen condom wrappers. Each recipient gets a tour of the mysterious recluse’s sex toy factory and a lifetime-supply of fudge-packing.
“Sticky.” -Kenneth G., dentist